I fell down the stairs... - Emery
- Nurse: Are you being harmed or threatened by anyone?
- Me: No.
- Nurse: Are you sure?
- Me: Very sure.
- Nurse: Is that a bruise on your lower arm?
- Me: Yeah...I fell off a roof.
- Nurse: That's new, usually I hear 'I fell down the stairs'
- Me: Yeah, but every one uses that and expects people to believe them...
- Nurse: Mhmmm, are you being harmed or threatened by anyone?
- Me: No.
- Nurse: Are you sure?