Conversations with my therapist

“I have seen and heard it all, there is nothing you can tell me that will either be new or shocking”
— Annoying blonde counselor

We're all on drugs. - Emery

  • Therapist: Do you dream a lot?
  • Me: You mean when I sleep?
  • Therapist: Yes.
  • Me: I don't sleep.
  • Therapist: Not at all?
  • Me: ..I'm going on 72 hours without.
  • Therapist: How is that possible?
  • Me: ..I'm going to go with the safe answer and say a whole lot of pills.
  • Therapist: That's safe?!?
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