Conversations with my therapist

“I have seen and heard it all, there is nothing you can tell me that will either be new or shocking”
— Annoying blonde counselor

Seriously? - Emery

  • Therapist: You seem nervous, are you okay?
  • Me: If I was okay do you think I would be here?
  • Therapist: No.
  • Me: Well I'm actually fine.
  • Therapist: Alright...then why are you shaking?
  • Me: I'm not shaking, I'm fidgeting..
  • Therapist: Well stop, it makes me nervous.
  • Me: Take a pill.
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