Boob evaluation? - Emery
- Therapist: So you feel that you're too thin?
- Me: ...were you listening to anything I was just saying?
- Therapist: Not really, it's hard to listen to this day after day...the girls come in and whine about being too fat and tell me how they puke up their meals and honestly it's disturbing, not to mention gross.
- Me: ...
- Therapist: I mean, honey you look fine, and your breasts look great, on the small side but really that's why you don't want to lose anymore weight. You loose your boobs first, imagine if I suddenly decided to go anorexic? I'd have no chest at all!
- Me: Uhm..You know, I was told you were a some sort of specialist.
- Therapist: That's code for 'good at listening to girls complain about their weight.'..
- Me: ...
